Gravity Falls, it is GOOD to be BACK

OH! OH! GRAVITY FALLS IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK! NAMES BILL CIPHER AND I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS, LOTS. OF. THINGS!! AND RIGHT NOW IM HERE TO TERRORISE THIS DWEEBS DEVIANT ART ACCOUNT AND SPREAD MY INFLUENCE ACROSS ALL YOUR TINY DOMINIONS. JUST KNOW IF YOU WANT TO TEAM UP WITH ME I JUST NEED A WINDOW TO YOUR WORLD, THE MORE I SEE THE MORE I KNOW. THE MORE I KNOW THE GREATER MY POWER. THE GREATER MY POWER, THE MORE ENEMIES OF YOURS I CAN CRUSH. JUST SHAKE MY HAND!
AND REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE!!